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Truth in advertising.

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Anyone else remember this?


"The Alphabet Song"

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Swell.

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Ladies & gentlemen, place your bets!

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Kudos to Ivanka's surgeon.

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The Worm Within

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Trevor Corson has a lobster blog.

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I found Waldo.

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And finally –

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From: Chicago
Mood: Happy Hour
Now Playing: 'Local Girls' - Graham Parker

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hildeaux From: [info]hildeaux Date: February 14th, 2007 12:55 am (UTC) (Permalink)
WHY IS WALDO LAYING ON DEAD BODIES.
excusetheblood From: [info]excusetheblood Date: February 14th, 2007 01:37 am (UTC) (Permalink)
do you know anything about that waldo picture? i saw it on snuffx a while ago and thought wtf
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 14th, 2007 01:51 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Stop the video at :07 -

jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 14th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC) (Permalink)
... then Google "apocalypto waldo".
excusetheblood From: [info]excusetheblood Date: February 14th, 2007 02:44 am (UTC) (Permalink)
ahhhh, good photoshop job then?
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 14th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC) (Permalink)
It's definitely a gag, but I do not believe the image itself is photoshopped.

http://waldoguy.ytmnd.com/

Keep in mind that I also believe in UFOs, Bigfoot and Montel Williams. :D
emt420 From: [info]emt420 Date: February 14th, 2007 02:01 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I don't particularly care when Ted Haggard gets laid again. I want to see that fucking evil closet case blow his brains out.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 14th, 2007 02:49 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Spare me.



If you met this guy in a bar (not previously knowing who he is), you'd be all over it.

If I wasn't such a hopelessly incurable homophobe, I certainly would.




emt420 From: [info]emt420 Date: February 14th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC) (Permalink)
If you met this guy in a bar (not previously knowing who he is), you'd be all over it.

Feh, you're right. I would.
lincard From: [info]lincard Date: February 14th, 2007 07:47 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Ed Ed Ed.. No. Wrong. Bad.

Jesus will cure your sins, just take his great big throbbing 10" cock of repentance up your left nostril of sin...

He's not all that, and a bag of chips!
emt420 From: [info]emt420 Date: February 14th, 2007 02:17 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
He's not all that, and a bag of chips!

I dunno. I think I could enjoy keeping him chained in the basement.

Keep him dosed on Versed and MDMA, and I could "cure" him over and over again for months.
palsgraf_polka From: [info]palsgraf_polka Date: February 14th, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
You made Diet Coke come out of my nose - I just want you to know that.
palsgraf_polka From: [info]palsgraf_polka Date: February 14th, 2007 04:08 am (UTC) (Permalink)
You know - I've been seeing Ivanka's new tits for a couple of months now, and it boggles my mind - she's very smart, extremely articulate, well educated and apparently wanted to be taken seriously, and out of nowhere she shows up with store bought DDs! What the fuck? It makes women just look stupid. I guess you can't fault her too much, being the spawn of The Hair and his bibmo wife Ivana, but still I hoped for better.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 14th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC) (Permalink)
"You know ... it boggles my mind - she's very smart... articulate, well educated and apparently wanted to be taken seriously, and out of nowhere she shows up with store bought DDs!... I hoped for better...'

*shrug*

Not me. :D
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