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"The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat
lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating
the enemy is provided by the enemy himself."
- Sun Tzu


Looks like the flying monkeys have wasted little time in turning their sights from Clinton to Obama:
Did the weakest Dem candidate for the general election won tonight? I think so. By sending forth Hussein Osama out of Iowa, Democrats have unwittingly weakened their general election prospects.

Hussein’s exotic mixture of radical liberalism, Kwanzaa Socialism, antipathy towards the unborn, and weakness against his jihadi brethren will all come back to destroy him against almost any Republican opponent, even the snake-grope from Hope.

I think we as Republicans should be celebrating tonight at the coronation of Hussein, in whose presence millions of Democrat women, from elementary school teachers to journalism majors to law school grads to dykes on bikes will go weak in their knees.

As defenders of this great Republic, and of the pinnacle of Western civilization that it represents, we should all come together tonight and agree on a common strategy that will keep the White House from becoming a madrassa.

God Bless America, Land of the Free.
Patience, my pretties.

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arthur_sc_king From: [info]arthur_sc_king Date: January 5th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC) (Permalink)
So, freerepublic.com is a home for illiterate ignorant shitstains? And they vote?

You poor bastards. May God have mercy on you all.
ms_daisy_cutter From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter Date: January 6th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
"Illiterate ignorant shitstains" is a gross understatement, as it neglects to address their fetish for authority, their unswaying religious literalism and how they use it to justify cruelty and injustice, their contempt for women who aspire to be more than broodmares, their terror of Teh Menacing Brown Hordes, and their parents' degrees of consanguinity. Nonetheless, you're pretty much on the mark.

What's frightening is that they're not even the bottom of the barrel. That dubious status goes to overtly neo-Nazi sites like St0rmfr0nt or Vee Enn Enn (I'm not giving them any links or hits). The Freepers claim to reject nazism...in fact, they're very fond of the Godwin, and use it frequently to slur those who disagree with them.

I'm not sure whether there's an intermediate rung between the open Adolf-worshippers and the Freepers...say, Lew R0ckw3ll, or St3ve Sa1ler, or V D A R E. People who couch their fascist views in terms like "anti-immigration" or whatever. If Freepers are actually two rungs, not one, from the bottom...that's truly depressing.
thatvoiceguy From: [info]thatvoiceguy Date: January 5th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC) (Permalink)
An actual monkey flinging actual poop has more grace and dignity than your average Freeper.
nebris From: [info]nebris Date: January 5th, 2008 02:42 am (UTC) (Permalink)
The Hillary Medusa is almost enough to get her my vote. lol

~M~
matrexius From: [info]matrexius Date: January 5th, 2008 02:43 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I think we as Republicans should be celebrating tonight at the coronation of Hussein, in whose presence millions of Democrat women, from elementary school teachers to journalism majors to law school grads to dykes on bikes will go weak in their knees.

You know, it's funny they bring this up, because JFK's looks and charisma (when compared to the Lurch-like Nixon) are typically cited as a factor in his '60 election victory.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: January 5th, 2008 03:16 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I still find it hilarious that Republican women find Frederick of Hollywood so sexy.
matrexius From: [info]matrexius Date: January 5th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC) (Permalink)
That video is hilarious. I need to start watching her.

And ooh, a Rhodes scholar with a Ph.D. and teh funnay? Pity she doesn't swing my way :(.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: January 5th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Yeah, I've had a crush on the voluptuous Ms. Maddow for quite some time now. One of my fantasies is a Rachel/Stephanie/Randi foursome.
ms_daisy_cutter From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter Date: January 6th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC) (Permalink)

From the YouTube thread....

"The only reason they think he has sex appeal is because his face looks like a scrotum."

I snorted.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: January 6th, 2008 07:32 am (UTC) (Permalink)

Re: From the YouTube thread....

Kinda lends a whole new meaning to the term "Turkish Goggles," eh?
ms_daisy_cutter From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter Date: January 6th, 2008 05:20 pm (UTC) (Permalink)

Re: From the YouTube thread....

I had to look that one up. I thought the Turks were known for their strong coffee, not their teabags...
mlfoley From: [info]mlfoley Date: January 5th, 2008 03:52 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Ah, Freepers. It's almost impossible to be MORE stupid than a Freeper, unless you're on something like Rapture Ready.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: January 5th, 2008 03:57 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I just joined for shits n' giggles.

Let's see how long it takes for them to ban me. ☺
jwirenius From: [info]jwirenius Date: January 5th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Bet you beat the record!
violet_tigress1 From: [info]violet_tigress1 Date: January 5th, 2008 05:51 am (UTC) (Permalink)
"Did the weakest Dem candidate for the general election won"

*snicker*
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: January 5th, 2008 06:07 am (UTC) (Permalink)

black_reign From: [info]black_reign Date: January 5th, 2008 06:43 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Whether Obama wins or not, one thing is for sure ALOT OF FUCKERS are about to show their true colors.

I shudder to think of what they'll say is he wins.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: January 5th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC) (Permalink)
The smear machine is all oiled up and already on track, my friend.

Take No Prisoners time.
ms_daisy_cutter From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter Date: January 6th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Oh, it's already started. Some time last year, I think it was ABC News that had to shut down a huge comment thread on an Obama article ecause said "true colors" showed up in the comments.
momus From: [info]momus Date: January 5th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC) (Permalink)
By sending forth Hussein...

Sadly, this tactic probably works better than, say, discussing facts.
kierthos From: [info]kierthos Date: January 5th, 2008 08:37 am (UTC) (Permalink)
What's going to be interesting, IMAO, is how the South jumps, both in terms of primaries and the actual presidential race.

Presidential-race-wise, the South has not solidly gotten behind a Democrat since Carter's first run for the office. During his second run for the job, he only took his home state. Before Carter, you have to go back to Kennedy. (I do not count Wallace, and neither should you.) It's going to take a really charismatic Democrat to sway that... mind you, depending on who get the Republican nomination, that might be quite easy.

Primary-wise, it's going to be real fun. There are a ton of "good-ol'boy" Democrats who are, well, basically, fucked. A bunch of 'em are too racist to vote for Obama, won't vote for Hillary because she's a Yankee now (well, more then she's ever been), which leaves... Edwards? He should do well, but you never know. I know several people who say they wouldn't vote for him at all, but they can't really articulate why. Something about him turns them away. Of course, Hillary has some good poll numbers here in South Carolina, but the poll I'm looking at was before Oprah was stumping for Obama here in this state.

On the Republican side of things, Guiliani is _fucked_. While he's tied in a recent poll here in South Carolina, he is head and shoulders ahead of every other candidate in the "would never ever vote for" category. Fred Thompson, senile fuckwit that he is (and latecomer to the race) has damn near equal popularity and not even a tenth of the local hatred at Mr. 9-11. And there's a lot of undecideds.
ixeian From: [info]ixeian Date: January 5th, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Yup, that's going to be very interesting. Personally, I think this is the year the South as a very united block starts to fracture and the Repug coalition crumbles further.

On the Presidential race: If Obama or, to a lesser degree, Edwards is the Democratic candidate, I believe Florida, New Mexico, The Carolinas (North more than South), Colorado and possibly even Virginia and Tennessee, could be in play, as they say. If it's Hillary, I think it'll be basically the same template as 2000 and 2004, though with better chances. With your local knowledge, what's your thinking on South Carolina presidential-wise?

On the Primaries: I don't know what it is with Edwards either, but possibly it could be an effect of the Repug "pretty boy" and "trial lawyer" smears. Gonna be interesting to see what happens from New Hampshire on through South Carolina and Florida, leading up to February 5th. Regarding the Repugs, I think a lot depend on New Hampshire in a few days. Them Granite Staters are unpredictable.
kierthos From: [info]kierthos Date: January 5th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Presidential-wise.... honestly, the state is probably going to go Republican. It's gone Republican in 10 of the last 11 presidential elections (the exception being Carter). That's all the way back to 1964, so you've got a couple generations of impetus towards going Republican.

However, it's going to depend on who gets the nomination. A lot of the locals do not like Guiliani. If he somehow ends up with the nomination (unlikely at best unless both Huckabee's and Romney's campaigns implode), he's going to have a hard time playing up to SC voters. (He might do better with the large quantity of retirees in Florida though.)

That being said, probably the best chance for SC to swing Democrat is if Romney gets the nomination. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a church in this state, and while Huckabee would do well here, that's because he's a Southern Baptist. (If Huckabee gets the Republican nomination, he will probably end up owning the South.) Romney's Mormonism is.... well, not work for him as well down here as it will up North.

Mind you, I also tend to think that if Hillary gets the nomination, it doesn't matter who the Republicans end up running... she'll lose.

All prognostications with a no money back lack of guarantee.
ms_daisy_cutter From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter Date: January 8th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Greenwald's got a good post up on this. Note that the problem is much broader than the Freepers...it's being aggravated by "mainstream" righties.
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