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I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I must say that I'm really enjoying the Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods series, hosted by Andrew Zimmern, who travels the world exploring different cultures and sampling the local fare along the way.


"That ain't no shrimp, bub..."

Quoting Jennifer:
"Zimmern is a car wreck you just can’t look away from... a poultry of a different feather. The man has a cast iron stomach. He eats things — with a smile on his face — that would make a 300-pound linebacker whimper for his mama. But the best parts are when he eats something that he truly cannot swallow. You can almost see him turning green and trying desperately to not throw up on TV..."
Ah, but don't mistake Bizarre Foods for a high(er)-brow version of Fear Factor. Zimmern's mission isn't to make you gag or squirm ('tho you'll likely do both). He actually does a pretty decent job of presenting traditional, regional cuisine without dwelling too harshly on the (decidedly less-than-traditional) ingredients. In fact, the dishes themselves — once fully prepared — often look a whole lot more appetizing than they probably are.

In the last episode I saw, Zimmern was making his way across Taiwan, sampling delicacies such as pig blood pudding, goose tongue, pigeon eggs, cock's comb, hen ovaries, "dama mein" (raw pork fermented in salt) and black-boned rooster testicle soup. Among other culinary oddities that Zimmern has "discovered":

• Vietnamese sparrow, brushed with soy sauce, rice wine and sesame oil, roasted and eaten whole (including head and bones).

• Ecuadorian guinea pig, marinated in orange juice, herbs & garlic, then roasted on a skewer over a wood fire.

• Alaskan jellied moose nose and "agutuk" (AKA "Eskimo ice cream," a concoction comprised of wild berries, lard and fish).

• Mexican "tlalludas" (crispy tortilla with beans, guacamole, worms and grasshoppers), pig skin tacos, beef-head consommé with chopped tongue, and fresh roasted armadillo.

• Trini-Tobagan curried iguana, chicken-feet souse, cow-skin soup, raw fish heart and conch penis.

• Filipino pork-stuffed frog, fried "uok" (giant coconut worms) and "dinuguan" (pork innards in pig's blood stew).

• Spanish crunchy pig ears, "rabo de toro" (bull's tails), blood sausage and bull's testicles.

• Welsh pig's liver with onions and seaweed bread; English "jugged" hare (stewed in its own blood); jellied eels; zungenwurst (beef tongue with head fat and blood); grilled rare ox heart with bone marrow; herring roe on toast, and pigeon.

Gut-twisting as it sounds, I recommend you tune in and watch sometime. Fun stuff.

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saint_boner From: [info]saint_boner Date: February 15th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Anthony Bourdain / no reservations is way better. He's the Hunter S. Thompson of the culinary world. I think Monday night on the Travel channel he will be in Jamacia... in the alleys.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 15th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I'll have to check him out. Thanks.
zare_k From: [info]zare_k Date: February 15th, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I can vouch that beef head meat (mmm, tacos de cabeza), beef tongue, ox tails, chicken feet, frog, grilled beef heart, pigeon, and blood sausage are all very tasty when properly prepared.

I'd kind of like to sample some of the insect dishes (I eat crustaceans, so why not?) but I'm not sure it's possible to find them prepared anywhere local.
delicatetbone From: [info]delicatetbone Date: February 15th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I love this show -- it was the one thing I was super sad about cancelling my cable for.

However, no one can top my love for Anthony Bourdain
gooselivers From: [info]gooselivers Date: February 15th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
A show about food I haven't seen or even heard of? I'll have to investigate.
machate From: [info]machate Date: February 15th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Ecuadorian guinea pig, marinated in orange juice, herbs & garlic, then roasted on a skewer over a wood fire.

They also have something like this in Peru. One of my former clients told me about it.. Apparently, it tastes like pork.

So have you tried your 'special sauce' yet? :)
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 15th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Actually, I did dip a little spoon into about a week ago, and know what? It's actually pretty tasty! I'm thinking about mixing it into some ground beef/turkey, rice and veggies, or perhaps as part of a BBQ glaze.
machate From: [info]machate Date: February 15th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I can't even imagine..
*hurl*
coco_beans From: [info]coco_beans Date: February 16th, 2008 02:40 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
special sauce? special sauce? what special sauce?
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 16th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
[info]machate generously sent me a jar of "Giant Bug Chili Paste Dip" from Thailand, made with giant water scorpion. The serving suggestion is "side dip for sticky rice, roasted vegetables or tortilla chips," but I think it would actually be better as part of a BBQ sauce of a glaze. I'm going to give it a shot when I get out of the hospital.
nawlins_penguin From: [info]nawlins_penguin Date: February 15th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Conch penis? I've had conch sashimi down in the Keys. Didn't realize conch actually had penises. Penii?
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 16th, 2008 07:00 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Don't ask what possessed me to google this, but...

http://tinyurl.com/35oxah

P.S. Believe it or not, one of the saddest environmental epiphanies I have ever experienced in my life involved the lowly (and unfortunately, delicious) conch.

To wit: My last trip to Grand Bahama in '05 with my dad, driving past a 200-foot mountain of old, discarded conch shells next to the local processing plant... a towering, reeking monument to ecological shortsightedness.

When my father & I started fishing the Bahamas 30 years ago, you could literally wade a 100-yard circle off any of the island chain's beaches and gather up enough (huge) wild conch for a hearty supper in 15 minutes. Today, you'd be damned lucky to find more than a scant few over five times the distance. And the chances of disovering a large, mature adult are even slimmer. Simply put, they've been all but completely wiped out.

You might find this of interest...

http://www.nassauinstitute.org/articles/article523.php
m_fallenangel From: [info]m_fallenangel Date: February 15th, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Lots of these things are very similar to things just about any gourmet would be familiar with. The sparrow is very similar to France's "most decadent" delicacy the ortolan.

Of the things on the list that I've personally eaten, or a very close variant:

duck tongue, pigeon eggs (and quail's), cock's comb, guinea pig (does gopher count?), tlalludas (the version I had was in Honduras and had grubs instead of worms), beef-head consommé, iguana, various frog preparations, bull's tail, steer heart, blood sausage, sheep and bull testicles, jugged hare, eel (though not jellied), bone marrow and pigeon.

I've even prepared several of these. When we were dating my wife got me this book. It's got recipes for cock's comb, calf cheek, different blood sausages and lots of other weird things that the average high-end restaurant goer would pay up to $200 a plate for if properly made.
m_fallenangel From: [info]m_fallenangel Date: February 15th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Actually, let me recommend one of the most delicious things you'll ever eat. Get a couple of marrow bones from the meat section at your grocery and buy some good bread.

Boil the bones until the marrow is soft (about 10 minutes). Spread a very thin layer of butter on the warm bread. Scoop out the marrow with a small spoon and spread it liberally over top. You WILL make that OMG contented noise people always make when they discover a new treat.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 16th, 2008 12:02 am (UTC) (Permalink)
That sounds delicious. I'm going to have to try it. Thanks for the tip.
m_fallenangel From: [info]m_fallenangel Date: February 16th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC) (Permalink)
You will be stunned.

Enjoy.
capybyra From: [info]capybyra Date: February 15th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC) (Permalink)

Every culture seems to create an "OhWoW-you really ATE that shit?"

Several cultural investigators have all independently proposed that:

Some food items are created for the single purpose of tricking some fool.

As in for example Lutefisk. NEAT way to get one's enemies poisoned whilst they are thanking you for the delicacy. I wonder if Harald Bluetooth had that in mind?


"No, really- Ungawa is a highly valued delicacy..."
ygrii_blop From: [info]ygrii_blop Date: February 15th, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I saw a guy on TV eating tarantula roasted on an open fire. It looked pretty tasty. For real.
ludicrous From: [info]ludicrous Date: February 15th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Of the above, I've actually had beef tongue, bull's testicles, and blood sausage. I've had conch, but not (to my knowledge) the penis. Pork-stuffed frog sounds good! So does rare ox heart. I always wanted to try guinea pig. I would give armadillo a whirl too, and raw fish heart. "Weirdest" thing I ever ate was Thai silkworm salad (they were pupae). Is that fried "uok" he's getting ready to eat in that picture?
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 16th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I do believe that is uok, yes.
fairwells From: [info]fairwells Date: February 15th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC) (Permalink)

Bizarre foods

I don't know about that. I might eat some of the things mentioned. But I don't know. I mean if we grew up eating those things, it wouldn't seem so bizarre.
gloomchen From: [info]gloomchen Date: February 16th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC) (Permalink)
The last two bullet points don't sound too awful… I'd eat 'em. Everything else though? OH MY.
sandman008 From: [info]sandman008 Date: February 16th, 2008 03:37 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Seems like most every culture has some dishes they won't eat themselves, but that they'll gladly feed to foreigners. Reminds me of a favorite alt.tasteless quote:

"But Bwana— the natives consider gorilla shit to be a great delicacy. They will be most offended if you do not eat it!"
kittylitter1 From: [info]kittylitter1 Date: February 16th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I have season passes for both this and No Reservations on my Tivo. I've eaten some of the stuff he features. :-)
coco_beans From: [info]coco_beans Date: February 16th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
two girls, one cup.
sandman008 From: [info]sandman008 Date: February 17th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC) (Permalink)
No thanks.

I'd much rather watch the reaction shots, anyway.
bellelvsbeast From: [info]bellelvsbeast Date: February 17th, 2008 01:23 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I love love love this show! He is so funny and I just love him...I wouldn't eat ANYTHING he eats on the show, but it's cool to see how other countries eat...:)
There is an Asian market down the street from me and they sell live turtles for people to buy for turtle soup...it so grosses me out and I just want to save all those turtles...I'm not sure how legal it is anyway...but yea...
I am bummed there haven't been any new episodes lately! :(
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: February 17th, 2008 01:29 am (UTC) (Permalink)
wobblerlorri From: [info]wobblerlorri Date: February 17th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Have you seen the one where he eats balut?

Google it. I almost tossed my cookies, and I usually don't get grossed out over stuff like this.
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 2nd, 2008 02:52 am (UTC) (Permalink)

Cool quote


The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
-- Adam Walinsky


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From: (Anonymous) Date: August 15th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC) (Permalink)

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