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From a gasoline shortage thread started by [info]operationpetty. (Yeah, she's a gun-totin' Dixie right-winger, but she sure is cute!)...

Why should the panic & hysteria over "gas shortages" be any different than all the other panic & hysteria that drives the common herd?

Simply put, we're a slovenly, stupid, greedy, slack-jawed nation of idiots who thrive on fear. Doesn't matter what sort of manufactured hobgoblins we're cowering from of at any particular moment in history, just so long as we're scared to fucking death... the American Way.

G'head - name your poison du jour: Blacks, Mexicans, terrorists, stem cells, deer ticks, anthrax, Vioxx, recession, hurricanes, dirty bombs, communists, earthquakes, interest rates, gun-grabbers, flag-burners, child molesters, serial killers, tree-huggers, SUVs, abortionists, crystal meth, activist judges, global warming, Kim Jong-Il, The Clintons, bin Laden, Pat Robertson, radon, swine flu, SIDS, AIDS, the CIA, the ACLU, the BATF, the NAACP, the AFL-CIO, crack cocaine, Cesar Chavez, Hugo Chavez or the morning-after pill...

Same old Star-Spangled Bullshit, different day.

P.S. Support our troops!

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In other news:

I've spent the last three days trying to contact friends in NOLA (only reaching half so far). One of 'em vividly described a steady parade of pet & wildlife carcasses - each marinating in sewage, oil and debri – floating down her street, all day long... "kinda like a slaughterhouse Mardi Gras..."

I didn't have the heart to bring it up, but her home – like most of Metairie - will likely be condemned when the EPA surveyors finally arrive. She’s 100% fucked, stem to stern.

BTW, three bucks a gallon is gonna seem like fire sale pricing a week from now. This doesn't help matters any.

But, hey - let's look on the bright side:



Are those fuckin' perfect, or what?

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morbid_wolf From: [info]morbid_wolf Date: September 1st, 2005 02:38 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Holy shit.

Those are perfect.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: September 1st, 2005 02:47 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Kinda lends credence to Bush's "Intelligent Design" argument, doesn't it?
morbid_wolf From: [info]morbid_wolf Date: September 1st, 2005 03:14 am (UTC) (Permalink)
haahahahaaa yeah.

Oh, everytime I pass by this image, I cry.
From: [info]razorangel_sin Date: September 1st, 2005 11:40 am (UTC) (Permalink)
yus they are perfect
nods
drools
offsprng588 From: [info]offsprng588 Date: September 2nd, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
nice icon.
savagepierre From: [info]savagepierre Date: September 1st, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Too bad they're not real....

(Heavy sigh)

I'm going to start a nudie magazine which features *only* women with 100% real titties. No silicone, no saline no artificial ingredients, just beautiful titties in all their mammary splendor.

I plan *personally* to inspect each model for authenticity.
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: September 1st, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Hm. I'm not sure I'm fully prepared to concede that they aren't real...

But if they are fakes, I'd like to nominate her plastic surgeon for sainthood.
From: [info]razorangel_sin Date: September 1st, 2005 01:37 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
i don't care what they're made of...
delicatetbone From: [info]delicatetbone Date: September 1st, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Wow, she's gorgeous...who is she?
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: September 1st, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
Her name is "mine," and I'm not sharing. Go find your own goddess.
delicatetbone From: [info]delicatetbone Date: September 1st, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
oh poo-poo

I've always got my Ducky

http://www.duckydoolittle.com/missles5022.html
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