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A rare and revealing interview with the brilliant creative mind behind Fast & Furious Five (this week's top-grossing film, just ahead of Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family)...

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From: Planet of the Apes
Mood: annoyed Nation of Idiots
Now Playing: 'American Squirm' - Nick Lowe

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nebris From: [info]nebris Date: May 6th, 2011 06:10 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
That's not really satire. lol

~M~
jblaque From: [info]jblaque Date: May 6th, 2011 08:44 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
"That's not really satire..."

Yeah, that's the impression I got after seeing the trailer. What a steaming bowl of suck.
nebris From: [info]nebris Date: May 6th, 2011 08:49 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I was talking about the general mentality of Hollywood. I've met more than a few Important People in The Biz who were pretty much on this young gentleman's level, but without his pleasant disposition ;D

~M~
From: [info]jdack Date: May 6th, 2011 09:40 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
BRB Dying laughing.
underlankers From: [info]underlankers Date: May 7th, 2011 12:04 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I call foul, Axe Cop which really *was* written by a 5-year-old has much better plotting than your average Hollywood movie of big tits, big cars, and big booms.
savateuse From: [info]savateuse Date: May 7th, 2011 01:52 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
.... uh... lol that isn't really the screenwriter is it?

I may have to stop watching movies from this country.
jesse_dylan From: [info]jesse_dylan Date: May 7th, 2011 06:27 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHA!! YESS! This made my day. And I love the hell out of that kid. This could really not be any better. Reposting the shit out of this.
guinnevere_b From: [info]guinnevere_b Date: May 8th, 2011 12:37 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Seriously, I had to make sure it was attributed to The Onion, Just In Case. I've been halfway expecting H'wood to make this kind of hiring choice (little kids writing the childish crap that passes for screenplays FOR REAL), and then I really would have to go into the Bermuda Triangle to join Flight 19 and the rest of the Lost...
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