"The Cradle of Life..."

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	From: chessdev	Date: July 19th, 2011 07:50 am (UTC)		(Permalink)

There is much truth in that ad...

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	From: acelightning	Date: July 19th, 2011 08:20 am (UTC)		(Permalink)

"Man is born out of the genitals of a woman,
and spends most of his adult life
trying to poke various parts of his body back in."

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	From: jblaque	Date: July 19th, 2011 03:19 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

Veni, vidi, vajay-jay!

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	From: underlankers	Date: July 19th, 2011 03:46 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

You came when you saw? That's rather quick. ;P

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	From: acelightning	Date: July 20th, 2011 10:04 am (UTC)		(Permalink)

The ancient Romans had the order wrong; it should be, "I saw, I conquered, I came".

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	From: underlankers	Date: July 20th, 2011 01:41 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

That comment took some Gaul to make, and it is certainly exceltent. XP

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	From: acelightning	Date: July 21st, 2011 04:24 am (UTC)		(Permalink)

And it makes sense no matter what the gender of the speaker might be ;-)

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	From: dwaleberry	Date: July 19th, 2011 08:37 am (UTC)		(Permalink)

This makes my inner evolutionary psychologist nod with approval.

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	From: nebris	Date: July 19th, 2011 09:27 am (UTC)		(Permalink)

Comment by chessdev

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	From: underlankers	Date: July 19th, 2011 12:32 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)
	How...Shakespearean:

One might have the impression this commercial is about count-ry matters.

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	From: fengi	Date: July 19th, 2011 12:33 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

My god, it's like they asked Dave Sim and Scott Adams to create a douche commercial.

"The female void oppresses us all, so don't let it stink, girls."

Summers Eve - like squirting the patriarchy right into your body!

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	From: red_pill	Date: July 19th, 2011 05:27 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

wait, its for a douch? i thoght it was some kind of...very localised body wash. and even then, i wasnt enterly sure...

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	From: betawriter	Date: July 19th, 2011 03:37 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

No speakers on my work computer, so I can't wait to listen/watch when I get home. But yes, I agree. :)

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	From: red_pill	Date: July 19th, 2011 05:26 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)
	i feel navie

i...have no idea whats being advertied. i can guess, but...im not realy sure. o.o

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	From: guinnevere_b	Date: July 19th, 2011 09:58 pm (UTC)		(Permalink)

Geez... what are you guys, like, fourteen?

And yes,

red_pill, I got the same meaning you did: it's an ad for cleansing wipes/body wash for that Very Special Girly Place, not a douche per se. (BTW, the old ads for Massengill were wrong: odor does NOT begin inside, it begins when the germs OUTSIDE manage to contaminate whatever works its way out. As my old Hygiene teacher used to tell us girls, using a product like that inside on a regular basis is like washing inside your nose with soap. She advised us to use a medically prescribed douche only when necessary, and faithfully wash EVERYTHING surrounding/outside the "canal" at frequent intervals. It's nice if you can afford a bidet...)

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