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wobblerlorri From: wobblerlorri Date: November 28th, 2012 11:58 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
I always wondered if some guy somewhere actually bought one of these for his daughter so she could be "the talk of the neighborhood".

Altho not for the reason the ad leads you to think...
hey_its_michael From: hey_its_michael Date: November 29th, 2012 12:24 am (UTC) (Permalink)
The fact that this thing comes with a ten-day trial period sort of creeps me out!
sheramil From: sheramil Date: November 29th, 2012 08:54 am (UTC) (Permalink)
the fact that the ad recommends you get one for your daughter creeps me out.

ANYWAY. back to watching Chobits.
acelightning From: acelightning Date: November 29th, 2012 10:04 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
The blow-up doll is supposed to be a role model for the young girl...
serai1 From: serai1 Date: November 29th, 2012 01:07 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had too much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.

I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen.

"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.

I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later, in a moment, that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air.

She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray

She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin.

-- Sally, by Andy Summers (The Police)

Edited at 2012-11-29 01:08 am (UTC)
ericcoleman From: ericcoleman Date: November 29th, 2012 01:53 am (UTC) (Permalink)
In every dream home a heartache
capybyra From: capybyra Date: November 29th, 2012 02:02 am (UTC) (Permalink)

Linky to the song? I'm curious what performance others will pick .

I think this deserves someone linking the song.
ericcoleman From: ericcoleman Date: November 29th, 2012 02:40 am (UTC) (Permalink)

Re: Linky to the song? I'm curious what performance others will pick .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmMveU0dmc

A live version, I think the only time I have ever seen Bryan Ferry play guitar.
ericcoleman From: ericcoleman Date: November 29th, 2012 02:42 am (UTC) (Permalink)

Re: Linky to the song? I'm curious what performance others will pick .

My mistake, it's lip synced.
jvmatucha From: jvmatucha Date: November 29th, 2012 02:50 am (UTC) (Permalink)
I'm old enough to remember those ads. They were in the back just before the "penis enlargement pills", that no one, not even the magazine, took seriously!
acelightning From: acelightning Date: November 29th, 2012 05:00 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Technology has made such enormous advances! Instead of a tacky blow-up sex toy, you can now get a RealDoll™, made out of soft silicone molded to reproduce the anatomy of actual porn stars! Never mind "blonde or brunette" - you can choose skin color, facial features, hair color and style, even her measurements!

Of course, she's a lot more expensive than a live human woman... and she can't get up and fetch you a beer...
anfalicious From: anfalicious Date: November 29th, 2012 09:55 am (UTC) (Permalink)
Of course, she's a lot more expensive than a live human woman...

[citation needed] :P
acelightning From: acelightning Date: November 29th, 2012 10:06 pm (UTC) (Permalink)
You can't make a RealDoll go out and get a job.
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