Blaque's Blog of Horrors

Very Cool

jblaque@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:00:16 GMT

You guys remember Illinois Animal Rescue (the charity my cousins volunteer for) that I mentioned in yesterdays' post?

Well, guess who turned up on the front page of today's Chicago Tribune? W00t!

Too bad the story didn't make it into the Sunday edition (when most people that still read the paper actually read the paper), but hey - it's still very cool that IAR is getting the recognition they deserve for their wonderful work. Give the article a quick read and see where some of your donations are being put to work!

The Next Big Obama Scandal!

jblaque@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:18:03 GMT

Phony birth certificates, missing flag pins, bowing to Akihito and touching Queen Elizabeth ain't got nothin' on this (courtesy of Livejournal's official Ambassador of Batshit).

P.S. Running out this morning to pick up my Christmas present from Santa's workshop. BRB. ☺

"The Recovery Has Started"

jblaque@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:25:55 GMT

Or at least Hale ("Bonddad") Stewart seems to think so...

Excerpting:

So in conclusion,

1) Manufacturing is making a strong recovery.

2) Housing is on the mend, although there is still work to be done.

3) The consumer is spending again, although weakly.

4) It appears the economy will start to create jobs over the next few months.

5) The economy grew in the third quarter.

In short, the recession is clearly over. However, growth is weak. But, considering where we started the year, we're actually doing pretty well.

If Stewart is right about an economic upswing in '10 (and I sure hope he is), you will quickly see a stark contrast between left and right, i.e., the progressives will see it as a victory for the nation, whereas the wingnuts will see it as a defeat of their personal, political agenda.

Now The Fun Part Starts! (Charity Drive Update)

jblaque@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:03:11 GMT

You'll be happy to know that Jessi n' I have begun distributing funds and food to worthwhile, no-kill organizations, starting with Illinois Animal Rescue, where two of my cousins work tirelessly to transport and find good homes for unwanted/abandoned dogs & cats. Go have a look at their site. These are terrific people...

All of these animals are awaiting adoption here.
Next up, the Tree House Humane Society, a cageless, no-kill cat shelter dedicated to the rescue & rehab of sick, injured and abused strays. Jessi n' I have a date this coming week to go over in person and donate several cases of food as well as a check to help them with other operating expenses. I'll try to remember to bring my camera and share some pics of this amazing place with you in the days ahead.

Thanks again to everyone who helped out on this drive. We couldn't have done any of it without you!

Waiting on Santa...

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:31:51 GMT

You just know she's gonna wake me up at six in the morning tomorrow, don'tchya?

*waiting for the kids to go to bed so I can make a pass at Madame*

Silver & Gold

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:07:27 GMT

Another one of my childhood favorites, as sung by the incomparable Burl Ives (RIP)...

P.S. I'll go back to being a grumpy old bastard next week. Trust me.

OK, OK—I Admit It...

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:08:07 GMT

I have a little bit of the holiday spirit in me tonight (and it isn't just the tequila this time)...

P.S. Very special thanks to each and every one of you that helped make my daughter's homeless pet food drive such an enormous success. We raised enough money for 118 bags of kibble, and you've made a little girl (and her dad) very, very happy. You guys are positively awesome, and I'm both lucky and proud to have you as friends.

Hardrock, Coco & Joe

jblaque@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:06:36 GMT

A holiday treat from my childhood:

Merry Christmas, kids. ☺

P.S. For those of you with little ones, NORAD will be tracking Santa's flight pattern tonight at http://www.noradsanta.org/.

Dude Look Like A Zombie

jblaque@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:45:55 GMT

Damn... ol' Father Time sure is a merciless bastard, ain't he?

Speaking of which, the 2010 Dead Pool is coming up, so... let's hear your predictions, people! Who won't make it to see 2011?

P.S. Anyone that picks me will be instantly banned. :/

Mission Accomplished

jblaque@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:59:41 GMT

Well that was a royal pain in the ass...

My daughter and I made our way through the driving wind & snow (and the wretched, teeming hordes of mall apes) and got all our holiday shopping done this afternoon...

Me & my old friend Señor Cuervo are officially housebound until further notice. Someone else can shovel the god-damned driveway.

P.S. Dear Santa, please bring me Sandra Bullock. That is all.

Someone Please Explain This To Me...

jblaque@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:29:40 GMT

...'cause seriously, I got nothin':

For You Night Owls...

jblaque@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 06:43:09 GMT

The Senate just advanced the health care bill (60-40) a few minutes ago, and they're recessed until noon Monday. mcjoan has a pretty good overview of what it looks like (so far) here.

Note to Tom Coburn: Choke on a bone, you bastard.

ETA: Joe Sudbay maps out the next steps here. ("Keep an eye on John McCain. He's looking like he's going to blow his top.")

Stocking Stuffer

jblaque@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:13:50 GMT

Kay Martin's "I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas"...

(Hat-tip def_fr0g_42)

P.S. The whole album - I Know What He Wants For Christmas But I Don’t Know How To Wrap It - can be downloaded here for free.

Stench, Part Nine

jblaque@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:12:53 GMT

"And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor...

...shall be lifted, nevermore."

*stomps remote to bits*

Brittany Murphy - Dead at 32

jblaque@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:11:30 GMT

The rumored drug abuse, the drastic weight loss... I think it's safe to say this was a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off...

"An immensely talented actress who never quite
got the recognition that she deserved..."
Another needless fuckin' death. This god-forsaken year can't end soon enough.

Rest in peace, young lady.

Bloody Brilliant

jblaque@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:59:20 GMT

Trust me... hit the play button, sit back and enjoy this masterpiece. Money back guaranteed if not completely impressed:

Many thanks to inibo

Fearless Leader Has Spoken

jblaque@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 05:53:30 GMT

Yet another urgent memo from the Dept. of STFU...

"Let's be blunt here: the only way to stop them is to destroy the Iranian regime, the mullahs, and that can only be accomplished through war. And by war I don't mean ground troops; I mean massive bombing raids intended to destroy every one of the key targets."

- Rush Limbaugh, dictating U.S. military strategy to the unwashed, tea-bagging masses.

Is it just me, or is this knuckle-dragging cretin going to extraordinary lengths to remain even remotely relevant these days?

A Different Perspective On The HCR Bill...

jblaque@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:42:14 GMT

...admittedly more upbeat than my own (as written by my old friend languagevirus and posted in liberal_talk)...

Please take a few minutes to read it and share your thoughts with me:

I've been as upset as most of my other progressive friends about the changes that have been imposed on the health care reform bill in the senate, and over how the most important measures seem to keep getting stripped out in order to please "moderates", insurance & pharmaceutical industry shills, abortion opponents and, of course, Joe "Look-At-Me-I'm-A-Pompous-Little-Man-With-Shit-for-Brains" Lieberman. But, I have to say that once I took a few deep breaths and did some reading, this is actually exactly par for the course when major social legislation is enacted. I find that a historical view is essential to keep things in perspective:

1) The Civil Rights Act of 1957:

- When Lyndon Johnson (as senate majority leader) passed the Civil Rights Act of 1957, he faced all the same shamelessly hypocritical opposition that health care reform faces today, including hysterical claims that civil rights represented a takeover of states rights by the federal government, etc. This was the legislation that Strom "I Love Black Women" Thurmond filibustered for 24 hours straight, setting a record that sill stands. LBJ had to make so many compromises to win the support of southern dixiecrats, including stripping out anti-lynching provisions, that the final bill was almost completely ineffective. In fact, fewer african americans were registered to vote in 1960 than had been registered in 1956. But, the logjam had been broken, and "It did however open the door to later legislation that was effective in securing voting rights as well as ending legal segregation and providing housing rights. In particular, it established both the Commission on Civil Rights and the office of Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights. Subsequently, on December 9, 1957, the Civil Rights Division was established within the Justice Department by order of Attorney General William P. Rogers, giving the Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights a distinct division to command." (wikipedia). By passing an imperfect bill, LBJ established the framework for later improvements and expansions that provided true civil rights.

2) Social Security:

- When Franklin Roosevelt passed Social Security, it had to be watered down so severely in order for him to get it passed that at first it didn't even cover african-americans. Republicans screamed that social security was socialism and that it would cause the loss of millions of jobs. In the version that was finally passed, women and minorities were excluded from unemployment insurance and old age pensions. Jobs that employed mostly women and minorities were also excluded, including workers in agricultural labor, domestic service, government employees, and many teachers, nurses, hospital employees, librarians, and social workers. "Nearly two-thirds of all African Americans in the labor force, 70 to 80% in some areas in the South, and just over half of all women employed were not [initially] covered by Social Security" (Wikipedia). But, as Paul Krugman wrote in yesterday's New York Times "Social Security originally had huge gaps in coverage — and a majority of African-Americans, in particular, fell through those gaps. But it was improved over time, and it’s now the bedrock of retirement stability for the vast majority of Americans."

3) The Emancipation Proclamation:

- Finally, when Abraham Lincoln enacted the Emancipation Proclamation, it was also a very circumscribed piece of legislation that disappointed many abolitionists of the day. Josh Marshall discussed this at Talking Points Memo (www.tpm.com) and is worth quoting at length:

"Like President Obama, President Lincoln was seen by many of his supporters as something of a disappointment once in office. This was largely due to the number and types of compromises he needed to make, most notably with the institution of slavery. In his first inaugural address, Lincoln came out and said that he was not bound and determined to end slavery, that the President does not in any case have the power to unilaterally change the law of the land, and that his first priority was the preservation of the Union, even if the price of that preservation was to accept the continuation of slavery. During the war, when pressed by a group of ministers about why he had not more forcefully worked to end slavery, he reiterated that his overriding priority was to preserve the Union, and added that there were four slave states which had stayed loyal and which were currently contributing 50,000 soldiers to the war effort; these, he pointed out, were states and soldiers which he could not afford to lose in a dispute over slavery.

"When Lincoln finally issed the Emancipation Proclamation, its scope was remarkably circumscribed: it did not call for the emancipation of slaves in loyal states (for this, Lincoln would need the participation of Congress, and in any event, as described above, he did not seek such an act for fear of worsening the Union's position in the war); it did not call for the emancipation of slaves in those areas under military control by the Union; it limited emancipation to those areas which would be brought under military control subsequent to January 1, 1863, which was about 3 months after the Proclamation itself was issued. As one historian noted, this meant the Proclamation carefully excused all of the slaves which the United States actually had any authority over at the time of issuance! As another historian noted, the Proclamation was in essence the offer of a bribe: any state then in rebellion which would lay down its arms and return to the Union would not be compelled to give up its slaves; any state conquered by force of arms after January 1, 1863 would be so compelled.

"Needless to say, the Proclamation was seen by anti-slavery partisans of the time as wholly unacceptable, a compromise too far, and yet more evidence of the unfitness of their elected standard-bearer in the White House. And yet, as Foote points out, Lincoln is today hailed as the preserver of the Union, which he was, but as The Great Emancipator, which he was not. This is because the Proclamation, while useless in a practical sense at the moment of issuance, was the crucial starting point for the abolition of slavery, a project which was completed just a few years later."

Final thoughts:

So - my view, and the view of many people who I respect, is that many, if not all, social insurance programs tend to start out highly compromised, imperfect and incomplete. But, one the precedent has been set, and a framework is in place, then the programs can get better and more comprehensive with subsequent revisions and expansions.

- Obama knows this, he takes a long-term view to these issues, which is why he can maintain such calm and equanimity throughout the process.

- The Republicans know this, and they know that social programs tend to be quite popular once they are enacted (you don't see many of the older tea-baggers volunteering to give up Medicare, do you?), so they are fighting tooth and nail to deny Obama and the Democrats a victory.

- The insurance and pharmaceutical companies know this too - even if there is a short term benefit to them, the longer term trend will be to reduce costs and improve coverage, which will ultimately force change to their industries.

By passing the bill, universal coverage will be established as a goal and the process of cost containment will begin. The Internet and 24-hour news coverage allow us unprecedented views of the nitty-gritty of the legislative sausage-making process, and it's ugly up close, but if health reform passes, and I pray with every cell in my resolutely atheist heart that it does, Obama will be on track to be the greatest president since FDR.

Thought For The Day

jblaque@gmail.com — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:36:10 GMT

Hat-tip drjon...

Image Dump v2009.61 (NSFW)

jblaque@gmail.com — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:44:05 GMT

Probably the last dump of the year, kids. I hope you've enjoyed viewing them as much as I have collecting and posting 'em...

P.S. My daughter's charity drive for homeless dogs & cats ends on December 21st, at which point we'll start sending out checks and/or delivering kibble to our local no-kill shelters. If you can lend a a hand - even a small one - it would mean a lot to my baby (and much more so me).

Thanks, guys. You're the best. ☺

First They Came For The Rich...

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:58:32 GMT

...then they came for the hyperbolic & paranoid:

"We cannot allow the pen to be mightier than the sword."

Dumb, dirty apes.

"The Man Of A Thousand Faces"

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:02:58 GMT

A nice tribute to Lon Chaney, Sr. (by way of vyrdolak)...

More on Chaney's life (as told by his great-grandson) here.

Look What You've Done - Again!

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:29:30 GMT

Another fellow traveler helped out of trouble, thanks to your kindness and generosity...

From: rivkasmom
To: jblaque

Could you please post this to your LJ?

Thank you to everyone who helped out in any way they could. I did get my rent in on time, and I am breathing much easier now. With what I made extra, I set aside some for online ads that bring in even more sales from my website, so your gifts are still earning for me. I am also saving every single penny I can to put in savings so that this doesn't happen again.

I've always tried to be SO responsible, and I am horribly embarrassed by being caught short this year. I was not expecting the recession to last this long, or my energy bills to be so high. Everything just piled up at once.

Thank you again, and Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, a Festive Solstice and a Joyous Winter Season to all!

~ Grace
http://www.Rivkasmom.com

P.S. Even Melvin the Terrible helped out (although it took the pinhead three separate tries to get the links right). I do believe Hell has officially frozen over. ☺

Every Father's Nightmare

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:29:13 GMT

"Dear Daddy, I met a special man..."

Make your own here (and post 'em!)

Snip, snip...

jblaque@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:49:03 GMT

I don't know what's sweeter, Franken swatting Lieberman down like a housefly or McCain's head nearly exploding afterward...

Nice to see a Dem with a spine once in awhile, isn't it? Perhaps this marks the beginning of Death by a Thousand Cuts for our friend from Connecticut.