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Olbermann ain't kidding, either...


...Jill Stanek being the absolute worst of the worst:
"Let me pause here and say third trimester abortions are never medically necessary..."
Despicable bitch.

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From: Chicago
Mood: Pyew

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A school kid recently asked RNC Chairman Michael Steele to name some of his role models...

For some reason, I don't think the Good Ol' Boys in the "Big Tent" are going to be too pleased with the answer:


I'm also pretty sure that — were he alive today — Malcolm wouldn't stop to piss on this clown if he were on fire.

Say goodnight, Mike.

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From: Chicago
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I'm just gonna leave this here...



G'night. ☺

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Mood: Scheming

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God damn... that's definitely gonna leave a mark...


And you thought you were havin' a bad day, hm? ☺

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Mood: ROFL

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Love him or hate him, ol' Jesse doesn't pull any punches...


"(Cheney)'s a coward. Here's a guy who got five deferments from the
Vietnam War. He wouldn't go when it was his time to go... Now he's this
big, tough guy who wants this hardcore policy. And he's the guy that
sanctioned all this torture by calling it 'enhanced interrogation'..."


"I'll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and
one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."

Part two of the interview here.

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From: Chicago
Mood: Prosecute

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Who ya got?


(Hint: No animals were harmed during the making of this video)

P.S. Final request (I promise): Please take just a moment to help this lovely lady, even if you've voted previously. Today's the final day, and she really needs a big boost to make it to the finals. Voting is both fast and free, and no sort of registration is required.

Thank you (again), my friends. ☺

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From: Chicago
Mood: Amused

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In case you haven't seen it yet, our old pal Michele Bachmann has somehow escaped her padded cell and wandered into the media spotlight again:


Palin-Bachmann 2012. Whatchya think?

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From: Chicago
Mood: Toe-Curling
Now Playing: 'Lock n' Load' - Dennis Leary

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You just know the writers at MSNBC had a blast with this one...


(Hat-tip [info]mzflux)

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From: Chicago
Mood: Tea Bag!
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Marry me. ☺


"...Teabaggers are grossly underrepresented in Congress...
and David Vitter is the right spokesman for the movement."

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Mood: Teabag!

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Twelve hours later, and my cats are still hiding behind the furnace:


The shame of it is that it's quite a lovely tune, but Faithfull's god-awful caterwauling completely fuckin' destroys it.

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... 'cause he's the Duke of Earl —

Before...

...and (even better) after -

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Now Playing: 'Angel Baby' - Rosie & The Originals

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I dare you not to smile...


Told you so. ☺

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This oughta cheer you up...


The guy's got a bunch more here.

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Keith, Rachel & Tweety react to Bumbling Bobby's *ahem* performance last night:


And yes, this is the same Bobby Jindal that the wingnuts are priming for a presidential run in '12.

*rubs hands together*

P.S. The complete transcript of the GOP's trainwreck response to Obama's address can be found here, but you might want to move any liquids away from your lips and/or keyboard before reading it. ☺

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Mood: Amused

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Full auto, belt-fed 12 gauge:


0_0

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One last time, with feeling:



THEY'RE GONE!

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Mighty powerful stuff, via [info]dwaleberry...


(Link)

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Mood: Unnerved

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Why, yes... yes he does.

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This is absolutely incredible.

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Thank you, [info]momus...


(Link)

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Setting aside the multitude of horrors he's plagued us with over the last eight years, I must admit he did provide some comic relief from time to time...


So long, Chimpy!

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From: Igloo, Illinois
Mood: Ten More Days
Now Playing: Violin Practice

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(Hat-tip [info]thewalkingman)

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Mood: Amused

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...for Auld Lang Syne (sing-along required, lyrics included) -

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Mood: Happy New Year
Now Playing: Rowdy Children

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Really Bad Christmas Presents
A selection of goodies you hope Santa won't be bringing the kids this year...


(Hat-tip [info]glenmarshall)

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Mood: Amused
Now Playing: Weather Channel (2°F? Fuck!)

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You've Got To Be Shitting Me
George & Laura Bush present a Very Barney Christmas...


Speechless.

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Mood: Surreal

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Hat-tip [info]laura_seabrook...


(Link)

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A collection of twisted, disturbing vids to help tuck you in this evening...


Onward )

P.S. Thanks to the lovely & talented [info]westrider for the holiday cookies, which just came in today's mail. A copy of my Calendar of Horrors is on its way as a token of my gratitude, kind sir.

And for those of you that haven't ordered your calendars yet, there's still plenty of time before the holidays. All proceeds go directly toward helping homeless dogs & cats this year, so please lend a hand if you can!

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Hat-tip [info]dwaleberry...


Link

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Mood: *stare*

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Save this for Christmas Eve...

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"God created B.B., then promptly broke the mold..."


P.S. All I want for Christmas... ☺

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Now Playing: 'Baby Please Don't Go' - Muddy Waters & James Cotton

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Mood: Amused

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Those of you old enough to remember the loathsome antics of Anita Bryant will appreciate this...

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Now Playing: 'Act Naturally' - Buck Owens

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One for the ladies (found at Why Women Hate Men)...


You know you want him. ☺

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Now Playing: 'Simply Irresistible' - Robert Palmer

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Absolutely unbelievable...


C'mon, that had to be a set-up... right?

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Mood: Uncomfortable

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Perfection.

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Mood: *wink*

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And you wonder why we're fucked...


(Hat-tip [info]papananook by way of [info]liberal_talk)...

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...I vowed to lay off the politics for awhile, but this is just too WTF not to share...


She didn't know Africa was a continent? O_o

So whaddya think... is the Grand Ol' Party (with a healthy assist from FOX News) throwing Yukon Barbie under the bus in a panicked effort not to humiliate themselves in 2012... or could they simply have fumbled the VP vetting ball this badly?

... and then, there's this (emphasis mine):
Newsweek has earned that Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported.

While publicly supporting Palin, McCain's top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family — clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus.

According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards.

The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost.

An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.
These people are crooks, liars and/or lunatics. All of 'em. Do not want.

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